"He Dipped Hermione in Hot Sauce": Computer Writes Best Harry Potter Fanfic
Botnik Studios is a company that uses machines to create augmented content. They do so in pretty hilarious ways and have been working with predictive keyboards as of late. They've used the software to create things such as new Seinfeld, Degrassi, and X-Files episodes. Basically, they input old transcribed episodes into the app and it generates a new episode based on the type of content in the old ones. They just released a new Harry Potter chapter and trust me, you're going to want to read it.
The book is titled, Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash. While you won't be hearing about a Pulitzer nomination for this one, you can definitely get your share of laughter in for the day. My favorite lines are:
"Ron's Ron shirt was just as bad as Ron himself."
"The password was, 'BEEF WOMEN,' Hermione cried."
"I'm Harry Potter," Harry began yelling. "The dark arts better be worried, oh boy!"
Read for yourself and pick out your favorite lines.
Images Via Botnik Studios
Join the conversation with some of these Twitter users' favorite lines.
"Harry looked around and then fell down the spiral staircase for the rest of the summer"— Ilse (@ilsebusje) December 12, 2017
BEEF WOMEN— Null (@null1001) December 12, 2017
I love that Dumbledore's hair has an independent life 😅 pic.twitter.com/w9NQFfsqqp— ₦λØღł ₡ʊ₦₦ł₦ℊҤλღ (@KnowMeSee) December 12, 2017
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