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13 'Sabrina the Teenage Witch' Quotes for a Spellbinding Week!

"Don't ask me. I was an English major."

I don't know about you, but when I was little (and by little I mean currently today as a fully grown adult) all I ever wanted was to awake one morning to find that I had become a teenage witch à la Sabrina.

 

Just think about how much more convenient life would be if, at the point of your finger, the world around you could change? You'd never have to wake up early to get ready and commute to work, you could just point and boom, you'd be ready! You could freeze time, erase all of your embarrassing moments from the ether, and never have to worry about a thing! You would have complete and total control over your life.

 

I think we can all just admit that Sabrina is goals. *sigh* Maybe someday...

 

In the meantime, soak up these thirteen quotes (and all the nostalgia that may ensue) from our favorite teenage witch, quirky aunts, and sassy ex-dictator kitty!

 

 

Mrs. QuickMen rule the world, and they do it by oppressing women, forcing us into stereotypical roles and shoes that create permanent foot problems… remember, a woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. 

 

 

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Sabrina: It can take years to develop a craft. Look at my aunts Hilda and Zelda.

Josh: Which craft were they involved in? Which craft were they involved in?

Sabrina: Witchcraft? Who said anything about witchcraft?

 

 

 
 

Salem: I’m a cat, I’m curious, so kill me.

 

 

 

 

Sabrina: What's the matter? I have to be a witch, I have to be a mortal, I have to be a teenager and I have to be a girl all at the same time. That's what's the matter.

 

 

 

 

 

Harvey: Why do you need college? Let's stick to our plan, after graduation we load up my bus and travel the country following the music.

 

 

 

 

Salem: I need a little fresh air and a latte.

 

 

 

 

Sabrina: So, can I ask you a question? Ever felt like you don't fit in?

Jenny: Only all the time, but I don't want to fit in! I researched it, and awkward people tend to be much more successful later in life. I look at Libby, I see tragedy!

 

 

 
 

Zelda: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

 

 

 

 

Sabrina: Woohoo! I'm normal! Gotta go tell the cat.

 

 

 

Jenny: But I like weird. I love weird. I bask in the glow of weird. 

 

 

 

Salem: Don't ask me. I was an English major.

 

 

 

 

Sabrina: You are so weird!

Salem: [nodding] It helps break up the day.

 

 

 

 

Sabrina: I want a world where you can escape your problems and not learn anything.

                                                                             

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